1. Guys.

    Guys.

    I’m so bored.

    And I have so much energy.

    But nothing to do with it.

    I’m going to lose my mind.

    Send help.

     
  2. 00:59

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    Reblogged from applesandelephants

    Tags: neat

    nubbsgalore:

    the autumnal colour spectrum

    (photos by rob herr, richard shilling, ryan connors, evie jaye, mr. dale)

     
  3. 00:58

    Notes: 82334

    Reblogged from frompawntoqueen

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    takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

    takealookatyourlife:

    This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

    (Source: democraticnonsense)

     
  4. 00:57

    Notes: 1880

    Reblogged from frompawntoqueen

    Tags: truth bombs

    Most of what makes a book ‘good’ is that we are reading it at the right moment for us.
    — Alain de Botton (via observando)
     
  5. 00:57

    Notes: 240594

    Reblogged from rampaiger

    On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
     
  6. 00:56

    Notes: 10954

    Reblogged from ferociousbearnoise

    Tags: this is hilarious to me

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    ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

    ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

    Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

    Versace apron - $635

    Fendi mustache - $98

    Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

    Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

    Calphalon spatula - $179

     
  7. 18:50 29th Sep 2014

    Notes: 134585

    Reblogged from eirwen

    Tags: lotr

    edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

    edgebug:

    morgarine:

    This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

    Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

    To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

    Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

    He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

    Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

    This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

     
  8. 20:17 27th Sep 2014

    Notes: 1071931

    Reblogged from rampaiger

    neatvibes:

    most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

     
  9. 16:32

    Notes: 122854

    Reblogged from stargateforever

    Tags: GIVE IT TO MElotrthe hobbit

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    tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

    tuiteyfruityundead:

    toddystuck:

    elvenkingthrandy:

    thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

    mindtriggers:

    THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

    That’s prob about 12 hours

    extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

    LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
    Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
    Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
    Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

    The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

     
  10. 16:28

    Notes: 1735

    Reblogged from eirwen

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    aseaofquotes:

Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things

    aseaofquotes:

    Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things