absolutely no sequins whatsoever

The radio aches a little tune that tells the story of what the night is thinking.

It's thinking of love.

It's thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster.

Reblogged from lgbtgifs

cvsdean:

random david rose scenes 1/???

(Source: fabeldyr)

Reblogged from fondness-of-a-ghost

bogleech:

trans-xianxian:

vilethot:

trans-xianxian:

trans-xianxian:

crime shows are like “this character is being obnoxious and causing problems by not letting police enter somewhere without a warrant, you know, like what the law says” and everyone just lets them

crime shows are like “this cop only feels bad about murdering a suspect after discovering that they were actually innocent, implying that the murder would have been okay if the person had really been guilty” and everyone just lets them

Crime shows are like “this suspect asks for a lawyer (making them seem guilty) after being harassed and beaten by the police but oh wait plot twist OF COURSE they were the criminal the whole time which makes it all okay actually” and everyone just lets them

LITERALLY and then crime shows are like “asking for a lawyer or demanding police come back with a warrant is an obvious sign of guilt instead of yknow just being your basic rights as a person” and then everyone just Believes them

Hold on now! SOMETIMES the person demanding a fair legal process does turn out to be innocent and then we get to see the cops bitch and moan about how the ignorant fool wasted precious investigative time by demanding fair legal process and sometimes because the BUFFOON made them get a WARRANT for NO REASON, the REAL MURDLER got away with ANOTHER MURDLE!!!!!

Reblogged from nudityandnerdery

anais-ninja-bitch:

cipheramnesia:

cargopantsman:

cipheramnesia:

captain-lovelace:

image

Alignment chart of fictional male characters

Slowly and carefully I bend all the lines to converge at “make him worse.”

North arrow means something completely different if you come into this picture thinking about cats.

image

Originally posted by witches-ground

MA! there’s a weird fuckin man in the yard!

Reblogged from yayee-prsp

readanimal:

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

image

I cant live in peace for 3 minutes

image
image
image
image

BREAD BULBASAUR LIVED

He is Risen!!

Reblogged from nudityandnerdery

xueyangapologist:

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

trashzy:
“Hyacinth Macaw
”

Reblogged from drekisdottir

trashzy:

Hyacinth Macaw

Reblogged from fictionalvoid

animatedamerican:

jumpingjacktrash:

copperbadge:

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

voice recognition theology

Reblogged from thecharmingchimaera

dancefloorpolitics:

This cannot continue is a daily affirmation

Reblogged from applesandelephants

first-order-simulacra:

newkidsonmycock36:

giffindersite:

image

Scarecrow level=1000

lets get sillay

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

Reblogged from fictionalvoid

arandomthot:

image

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times